Today we saw our first glimpse of the future King of
England. Well as long as there is not a Zombie apocalypse in the near future, I
think the end of days is more likely right now than abolishing the monarchy. At
this fever pitch in popularity, office pools everywhere are paying up the correct
bets on the date and gender of the baby; only one thing is uncertain... the
little guy's name.
Fortunately, I think the Duke and Duchess are the
most level headed of the new-celebrity parents out there. Though the baby may
have a dozen names and titles, a royal mouthful, they will all be traditional
(I'm guessing). Boring in comparison in comparison with his pint-sized
contemporaries like Ace Knute, North
West and Blue Ivy; our new prince will have the name Albert amongst others (my
mother guesses).
In honor of the hottest topic on earth right now, the
'#RoyalBaby' here is a list of children that probably wish their parents would
have stuck to a traditional name.
When I started this post I thought it would just be a
fun little post, but this long list of celebrities with odd baby names took WAY
longer to research than I thought it would!
-Moon
Unit Zappa, daughter of Frank Zappa.
-Kal-El
(after Superman's birthname) Coppola Cage, son of Nicolis Cage
-Maple
Sylvie, daughter of Jason Bateman
-Zuma
Nesta Rock and Kingston James McGregor,
sons of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale
-Moroccan
Scott Cannon, son of Nick Cannon and Mariah
Carey
-Memphis
Eve, daughter of the ever-pretentious Bono
-Ever Gabo, daughter of Milla Jovovich
-Moxie
Crime-Fighter Jillette, daughter of Penn Jillette
- Destry Allyn Spielberg, daughter of Stephen
Spielberg
-Sagemoon
Blood, son of Sylvester Stallone
- Kyd , son of David Duchovny
-Reignbeau and Freedom Rhames, daughter and son of Vig Rhames
- Harlow
Winter Kate and James Midnight Madden,
daughter and son of Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden
-Audio
Science, son of Shannyn
Sossamon
-Sailor
Lee, daughter of Christie
Brinkley
-Daughters: Zahara Marley and Shiloh Nouvel. Sons: Maddox Chivan Thornton and Pax Thien.
Parents: (you guessed it) Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
-Daughters Poppy
Honey, Daisy Boo and Petal Blossom Rainbow. Son: Buddy
Bear. Children of celeb-chef Jamie
Oliver
-Banjo
Patrick, son of Rachel Griffiths
-Egypt
Daoud Ibarr Dean, son of Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
-Tennessee
James, son of Reese Witherspoon
-Pilot
Inspektor Riesgraf Lee, son of Jason Lee
-Blue
Ivy, daughter of Beyonce and Jay Z (duh!)
-Bronx
Mowgli Wentz, son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
-Antonio
Kamakanaalohamaikalani Harvey Sabato III, son of Antonio Sabato.
-Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo
Namakaeha Momoa, daughter of Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet,.
-Rainbow
Aurora, daughter of Holly Madison
-Breeze
Beretta, daughter of Levi Johnson
-North West
-Ace
Knute, son of Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson
-Jermajesty
Jermaine Jackson and Jaafar Jeremiah Jackson, (I think you can see what
they were going for with this one) sons of Jermaine LaJuane
Jackson
- Destiny Hope Cyrus,
daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus.
From A to F-listers, apparently stars like to give
their kids unique names. I didn’t include some of the easy ones, like ‘Apple’
because honestly I think that is a cool name and really what is so weird about
it? If you can think of any genuinely strange ones I missed on my list feel
free to give me a shout @katebruce on Twitter or kate@mountainfm.net.
I am really hoping forward William and Kate will be
the King and Queen of normal and boring with a traditional English name… like
George.
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