My boyfriend has been away for nearly a week now and I
started my adventure in living in the Kootenays alone strong.
I packed my lunches. I made supper. I did the dishes after
eating. I even continued washing my hair regularly and did not sport pony tails.
All that impressive up keep has now vanished. I have a
growing pile of dishes. I ate $2.00 worth of penny candies as part of my lunch
today. And, I powdered my greasy hair this morning.
My life has turned into a BuzzFeed article once again. This
time it is titled, ’24 Basic Life Activities You’re Too Lazy To Accomplish”.
Key points on this list (for me anyways) are:
6. Even calling somewhere to get food delivered. I’ve
had breakfast for 9/10 meals since the BF left.
9. Walking the two extra blocks to your bank instead of
paying a grey box $3. This is a problem regardless of the boyfriend situation.
13. Going grocery shopping at an actual grocery store.
I live way too close to a 7-11… okay; I live even closer to
Ferraro Foods.
17. Or even doing laundry at all, when you can just buy
a new pack of underwear. If only we had a Victoria Secret in these parts I
would be so guilty of this one…
23. Fully spelling words. I am a lazy texter, consider yourself
lucky that I get past, “Hello”.
But, this one is the one I am most guilty of:
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