Breaking Bad: The Middle School Musical

Another day, another great Breaking Bad post. I stumbled upon this one this morning while getting ready for my show.

These kids just want to make candy in the desert. I am still getting into Breaking Bad, I am in season two and I loved this video. I am not sure how responsible it is to let kids learn about what is going on in Breaking Bad, but it sounds like they learned at least a little about chemistry!



Continuing with the Breaking Bad here are some infographics that may help you understand this (Mom).

Also, Bryan Cranston used to be on Power Ranges... just amazing!

Great Jimmy Fallon Moments this Week The 'Evolution of End Zone Dancing' and 'Joking Bad'

I feel a little behind on this, but Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon's 'Evolution of End Zone Dancing' is my new favourite thing right now. They cover all the bases, even poking fun at Timberlake's NSYNC days. You have got to check it out.

Clearly the "Butt Wax On Wax Off" is my favourite. Jimmy Fallon is so cute, he is like America's puppy dog.


While you are at it, you might as well check out 'Joking Bad'. A pretty great rip on 'Breaking Bad' worth the near 13 minutes. I am just getting into Breaking Bad and I love it. There have been great breaking bad promotional bits released all week, like Walter Jr's Instagram feed, 'Joking Bad' is pretty great too.

When I Have a Bad Day

I am having a bad day.

My bad days rarely come around. Usually when they strike it starts first thing in the morning and is constant stream of crappy happenings until bedtime. Today is one of those days.

Normally, I have very strict rules for my bad days.

1. Shut up about your bad day. Nobody wants to hear about it. Don’t tweet or blog about it, seriously there are bigger problems than whatever is going on with your lame excuse for a bad day. Give it up and get over it. You better not make a Facebook post about it, you whimp.
2. Don’t eat everything in sight. Tomorrow your bad day will be over and you’ll fee like crap if you eat whatever. The only thing worse than your bad day today is being bloated and nasty (mean) because you ate crappy food all day yesterday because you were having a bad day. Give it up, show a little self control and eat a salad and a burger. Have an iced coffee and maybe a piece of dark chocolate dipped in almond butter, you will feel better.
3. If you watch Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad or any TV show or movie that deals with crime and bad-assedness you will start a hard as ---- complex in your mind and it will make you want to smoke (gross). Sit and look at pictures of puppies, YouTube videos of people falling or watch Katherine Hiegl movies--- you are soft and malleable (like a teddy bear). Do not forget this or you will start acting like a thug and people will be intimidated by you for the wrong reasons. You are a nice girl, who has never gotten in a real fight and orange would not look good on you.
4. No one should know you are having a bad day. You have not mentioned, so how could they know? 

I’m not crazy. I just polished off the first season of ‘Orange is the New Black’ and I am really into ‘Breaking Bad’ and ‘Sons of Anarchy’ starts up again tonight. Combine all these bad ass TV shows and a Kate Bruce bad mood and you’ve got a wicked complex. I remember watching the movie ‘Thirteen’ when I was sixteen and having a bad day and having the worst complex afterwards.

Clearly, I have broken all of those rules today... 

So until its quitting time I am spending my time focusing on these things:

And most of all:

Because not only am I having an Eeyore like day, I am super super lame.