The Goat's Daily Dose of Weird: July 11- DO IT FOR DENMARK!

I kind of lost it a little bit talking about this live on-air so here is my voice-tracked version of the "Daily Dose of Weird" for July 11, 2014. 

Why did I lose it? Well I glanced over at the monitor screen on my show-prep computer and the elderly couple from the commercial was staring at me frozen in time. I felt as if I had just done something naughty myself because their glare was so intimidating. 

The stats here are crazy; I can't believe that Denmark knows these weird figures about their citizen’s sex lives! For the full effect of this weird news segment you really need to watch the entire "Do It For Denmark" ad in the Youtube video posted below.  

The Goat's Daily Dose of Weird: June 20, 2014- Sex At The World Cup

It has been a while since I shared a “Daily Dose of Weird” radio break. With all the changes things have been really busy! Today’s topic is red hot, the FIFA World Cup in Brazil. By all accounts the 2014 World Cup is the sexiest tournament ever (not really sure why that matters but it has been constantly brought up). Yesterday I discussed the HUGE demand for the unofficial World Cup condom on sale exclusively in Brazil, today the topic was about the sexual activity the players are allowed (or not allowed) to partake in.

For the full read about the Brazilian unofficial/official World Cup condoms from makers (ironically named) Prudence click here.

Like I say in my radio break I think it is way more ridiculous to have a grey area in your team’s sexual policy for World Cup. Yes or no, one or the other; I think the grey area will just get people in trouble and it is confusing. Also, Brazil we get it you are not normally vanilla in-bed but to have to say no acrobatic sex, is that necessary?  What does that even mean? Also, who is enforcing these “rules” and who would be a big enough jerk to taddle? For Time’s look at what teams can take part in bedroom behavior and to what extent click here. 

Bingo, Bed Sheets and Getting Lucky

A new study published in Britain's Daily Mail suggests that winning and losing are the keys to getting a lady in the mood. The study found the biggest turn-ons for woman were losing weight, winning money and clean bed sheets. Men on the other hand are likely to want a little alone time with their lover after a night out with the boys. 

Over half of the men of the men in the study said they would be keen to send their other half to play bingo if it meant they returned home ‘in the mood’. 

I'm guessing that those men have never been to bingo, it is a whole lot easier to wash bedding than it is to rig a bingo night. 

Here is the link to the full story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2478096/Clean-sheets-weight-loss-revealed-turn-ons.html

And here is the link the story that suggests that single men wash their bedding (on average) four times a year:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/-single-men-only-wash-their-bed-sheets-four-times-a-year--study-says--174235872.html

This article was discussed on a show a couple months ago, a listener told how wrong it was and how much he as a single man loves cuddling up in his clean bed sheets. It restored my faith in mankind.